To the old lady who hit our new car:

[Calcasieu]

To the old lady in the blue Buick who hit the front end of my wife's brand new car in the Holiday House parking lot near Nova and Granada (Ormond) around 12:30PM today and took off:

Are you so freakin' blind that you can't avoid hitting a parked car? Are you so freakin' deaf that you couldn't hear the witnesses asking you to stop? And are you so freakin' senile that you actually thought no one noticed?

We have a description of you, your ugly-ass 2-dr 1979 Buick P.O.S., and a partial licence plate number. The cops are searching their database right now. The witnesses, all of whom happen to work in that area, also recognized you as a regular in the parking lot. They'll be watching for you.

I'm sure you'll be hearing from us, and the cops, very soon.

[evryman69]

Baseball bat won't do any good though ... her bones are so soft it'll just get stuck.

[Calcasieu]

We're still looking.

The manager at the Holiday House swears he knows her car. It's only a matter of time.

Other than that, we got nothing. And that's fine with me, 'cause I'm over it. As far as I'm concerned it happens all the time, and she's just doing her part to contribute the auto insurance businesses.

[Barb]

evryman69 said:

Baseball bat won't do any good though ... her bones are so soft it'll just get stuck.

Sometimes your posts are "sick testers."

One either gasps and comments about how disgusting you are...

Or they gasp and then laugh....

Dammit........!!

[Goddess]

That one was erroneous, anyway. Her bones would not be so soft as they would be brittle, and easily broken.